in the darkest depths of Last Gym, the small bros maintain the sacred cycle of Yoke. 

you must yoke your little gym bros to sate the hunger of the Elder Bro. once the Elder Bro has been absolutely YOKED, the cycle is complete, and the ritual may take place.


How to Play

The goal is to feed the huge guy until you get to the final stage. The large hunger meter at the top must not fall to 0, else the game is over.

Little gym bros will spawn from the right corner of the gym and will automatically try to feed themselves to the big guy, but they are not enough to make him Yoked on their own!

Click and drag your little bros to place them on a gym equipment. Each Gym equipment can queue up to three guys at once, and when a little bro completes a set, they gain muscles! Each little guy can "level up" twice.

The more muscle your little guys have, the more calories they provide the big guy. 

Feed the big guy your little guys, and after 3 level-ups on the big guy, you win!

(If you're a poser, or just want to see the win screen, use CTRL + W. To instantly lose, do CTRL + L. ESC exits the game.)

About

Please Don't Yoke Me was developed for the monthly Maker's Massive 8 hour jam. The theme was "Muscle Worship."

as an ode to the god of Yoke himself, Greg Beans, we set out to make a Beanslike. Long may he gain!

go get yoked. or force feed a guy pineapples. that's cool too.
https://gregs-games.itch.io/get-yoked-2
https://gregs-games.itch.io/please-dont-feed-me

Credits

Ruby - Developer
Austen - Developer
2bitdream - Artist

Big thanks to the sound team, Bryoni and Viwe at the jam for providing excellent music and SFX!

StatusPrototype
PlatformsHTML5, Windows
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(1 total ratings)
AuthorsRuby J. W., saabyl, 2bitdream
GenreSimulation
Made withUnity
Tags2D, absurd, Funny, Meme, No AI, Pixel Art, Singleplayer
ContentNo generative AI was used

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Comments

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Really liked the pixel art for the little guys!

It sure was an interesting concept. Like sacrificing yourself for the greater good of the dudes at the gym or something.

I might look too deeply into this tho.

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Thanks for playing :)) 

the gym is ultimately a place of self-reflection. I mean, they literally have mirrors in there.

... now maybe I am looking too deeply lol

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I laughed out loud. XD